Have You Been Living Under a Rock - Hellcat Edition

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04/11/2016 at 13:47 • Filed to: None

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This past weekend I got together with a few college buddies for a little one-day reunion. This reunion essentially consisted of us hopping around a few bars in our college town, pretending we were 22 again.

We chose to eat dinner at a nice little sports bar in town so we could watch Masters coverage. One of the guys is a big Mustang guy. His dad has a nice original Boss 302 and he drives an ‘05 or so. The thing is, he’s really just a Mustang name guy. He knows very little about cars. He basically drives a Mustang because it says Mustang on it.

Anyway, we’re sitting there eating dinner, watching the Masters, and a Dodge commercial featuring the Hellcat comes on.

He turns to me and says, “Did that just say 700 horsepower?”

Apparently, he’d never heard of the Hellcat.

I was flabbergasted.

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 13:49

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At least he didn’t try to convince you that his Mustang was faster.


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 13:54

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The Hellcat versions of both the Charger and Challenger look amazingly good. I saw 1 of each this past weekend and couldn't stop looking.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 13:56

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Mustang driver not knowing something?

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 13:58

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I would never have seen or heard of it if not for Jalopnik. So I wouldn't call that odd.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Ash78, voting early and often
04/11/2016 at 14:01

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I don’t know, they’ve been advertising them for quite some time and they’ve gotten a fair share of the “wow look at this!” news cycle.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 14:04

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Actually, I take that back a bit — I see them in the magazine ads (you know, when I’m at the dentist and want to know how the Lakers did 4 months ago). Usually right before the Weathertech 4-pager and right after the Tire Rack 2-pager. And don’t forget the Levitra ads and the one Lingerie-Every-Month club. And Mike Valentine's face. Are there any articles in those magazine anymore?


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Ash78, voting early and often
04/11/2016 at 14:06

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I can picture the exact expression on Valentine’s face.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 14:09

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That's the one. If I were female, it would be really creepy.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Ash78, voting early and often
04/11/2016 at 14:10

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Especially next to the “bedroom furniture” and male enhancement ads.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Slant6
04/11/2016 at 14:13

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He wouldn’t be here to post about it.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 15:01

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Yeah seriously even if you weren't into cars you had to see that commercial with Phil Collins in it


Kinja'd!!! Bourbon&JellyBeans > Jcarr
04/11/2016 at 16:03

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Oh lord. I know a guy just like this. He isn’t a car guy, he is a Mustang guy. And when I say that he’s a Mustang guy, I mean that he is exactly what you mean by it. He drives an ‘06 auto convertible and thinks that it’s a GT350. He knows absolutely nothing about other cars, including ones that Ford makes (didn’t know about the Focus RS for godsakes). I hate talking cars with him because he doesn’t know anything about them but he insists to talk about Mustangs all day every day. I also drive a Mustang, sure, but the Mustang is not the beginning or end of my fascination with cars. I am interested in everything from Fiats and Fords to Lexuses and Lotuses and everything in between. Commit or GTFO!